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Tech Radio / PHP Course C-Munk Answers When will you get a SL avatar that looks like you? Why, so I can fucking be virtually raped by a gang of furry transexuals? Second Life is for losers with a capital L what's the purpose of the fucking game world? Walk around with a 20" dick on your head or sticking out of your ass. Wait no I can make a fucking prim of me with one head fuck no just give me the almighty LINDEN FUCKING DOLLAR which means what exactly? Can I spend that in any store? Imagine paying for gas with the Linden Dollar? Yeah, excuse me I want to fill up my car with fucking Lindens. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight C-Munk, yeah. Screw that fucked gameworld. Those people need a life period, nevermind second fucking lives. How much wood could a wood Munk, Munk if a Wood Munk could Munk Wood I think you've watched too much fucking Tiger on tour. Put away that WOODie of yours, or is it just a putter? If the hyphen is so important, why does this damned question form not allow me to use it in naming C hyphen Monk? Because the monkeys are running the zoo! Name the real stud ... Kirk, Picard, Sisko or Janeway? Captain Kirk was *the* captain of the fucking enterprise. Then along comes "Jean Luc" who was a different kind of captain, wasn't he? Sisko and Janeway who? How much spunk had C Munk drunk before C Munk was drunk on spunk? The only spunk drinking was what you did before you submitted this ridiculous question. Are you a mammal or a reptile ? Hmmm, I don't think I do any hisssssing during my crackbacks and if I have scales, well, why don't you draw some for me and I'll look in the fucking mirror. I breath, that much I'll tell you. tossed salad What am I, Chef Boy-fuck-RD? And every munk likes Caesar salad anyway! who do u think is screwing up the society,the politician, beaurocrate, or an aristocrate? I think it's the fucking black cat. That pussy has been up to no good for quite some time. what the fuck is this? It's the monkey typing. It will make sense sooner or fucking later. Playstation2, XBox, GameCube which one? PS2 has the games so far of those three, but in my fucking opinion, yer best bet is to take yer munk on over to eBay and pick yourself up an NES, SNES or old Atari system. Fancy graphics do not make for a fucking fun game. Games are supposed to be fun as hell and some of these 3D polyfuckinggon games are great to look at, but fall apart when you pick up the controller. How long is a piece of string? I don't know, let me go get my fucking ruler. Who is the Greatest 007 of all time? Sean Connery? Roger Moore? Pierce Brosnan? Or that new fuck nut? Totally fucking easy. Timothy who? Roger who? Pierce who? Sean Connery was the only fucking 007. The rest have been extras. What is the best script and where can i find it er, is this like the most open-ended fucking question on earth? How about the best script for the job you actually want to do? As for amazing fucking code though, give me the algorithms for that posi-fucking-tronic brain for Data in Star Trek Next Generation ... oh wait, that's fiction, but then so am I! Which is further to Cleveland or by Bus ? Who the fuck wants to go to Cleveland? By bus, train, automobile, hitchhike, whatever, I wouldn't even want to get a piece of munk there! Ok, now before you folks that live in Cleveland tell me how fucking great it is, ask yourself why is it great? Or maybe I'm just fucking with you and I'm from Cleveland and Cleveland is the bomb and I'm just trying to throw you off the trail. how many cmunks does it take to screw in a light bulb I've seen C-munks build like a fucking pyramid and do a cheer while screwing in that lightbulb and it's some scary shit! What is pork pie? If you are reading this when the bells are jingling and there is some jolly fatass in a sleigh with some fucking reindeer is flying around dropping presents, then pork pie is something you might be chomping on in some no name town in Maine. It's served with blood sauce or mustard, tossed salad and fucking cucumbers, er, pickles. Ha! Bet you didn't think I fucking knew that, did ya? Never made the shit but if you bake and eat it, then lemme know if your munk will shrivel and fall off. Here's one fucking recipe, but don't say I didn't warn ya recipe here Don't tell them C-Munk sent ya! Real Names a bust, were you surprised? I was going to snag C-Munk as a RealName and then they went bust ... not! Fuck, I bet everybody in sight was scoping that sight and saying to themselves: gee, I really wish I had a RealName, I could be somebody! Another stupid fucking marketing stunt from yet another fucking dot bomb. Maybe I'll start up RealC-MunkNames. I could give people names like DickGreen, FuckSmoke, CuntWipe, RealPussy, yeah, and link them all to dot bombs, what a fucking great idea! Star Wars inflatable furniture? I saw this Phantom Menance furniture and thought to myself (and pretty fucking loudly so other munks would hear), what kind of fucking loser would buy this? Got to be the lowest on the food chain to drop some green. I wonder if these freaks poke a hole in it and try to fuck it when the lights go out? Can you just fucking see them? Hey, let's get some company over, do some wife swapping, and do the horizontal shuffle on my Star Wars inflatable furniture! Look, it's even got a fucking drink holder! What about the pipe bomber? Some fucking wacked out dude is building a smiley face with bombs? That is some sick fucking shit! And where does the loser come from? Reno, NV? So I wonder if he had a bad night at the slots and decided: hey, I'll build some fucking bombs and make a smiley face out of them across the US. Yeah, that's cool. Put this guy in with some fucking padded walls, don't pass go, don't collect, cya later slimeagator. what are you I like the fucking funnel interview approach you are taking with this question. Why dance around with BS questions, go right for the fucking throat. Doh, that's the point of this exercise, Einstein, for you to figure WHAT I am. Next. What is the meaning of life? It's the opposite of death, fucknut. C'mon, can't you come up with a more difficult Q than this? Star Wars Episode II? I like that hairy fucking mop Chewbacca, so somebody tell me why George Lucas had to replace Chewy with that stupid unintelligible Jar Jar Squeaks?! They ought to put the bounty out on that bouncing, jumping freakazoid. Even a munk knows that Chewy was the ultimate character in Star Wars who never said anything you could understand. So when I heard that Jar Jar Sinks was in, C-Munk was out. Go see the wall crawler instead. Fuck it, go snag the first 3 Star Wars and watch them over and over and then dress up with your significunt other as characters in the Cantina and fornicate like wild bunnies. how old are you? C'mon, is this some fucking chatroom? Why not bust out with the A/S/L breakdown? Yeah, yeah, I'm like a virgin, fucked for the very first time. Though I don't drive a cherry car, I don't drive a lemon either, hey maybe I don't even know how to fucking drive at all? Then again I'm old enough to legally score beer ... well if a munk can have an age that is. They don't card me, anyway, but they do look at me a little strangely when I stroll in with my munk entourage. So even if I'm 90, there's still fucking viagra. are you a ho As in ho-ho-ho? Or as in I will fuck anything that moves ho? Ok, so maybe I'll eat a ho-ho ones in awhile, and might eat out a ho if I was blasted at a party. I used to listen to the ho, er, I mean The Who, you ever heard Roger Daltry sing: Ho are youuuu, ho ho, ho ho, I really wanna know ... ho are youuu, ho ho, ho ho ho Ho the fuck are you? what is a c munk First of all, didn't your mother teach you that names are fucking capitalized? That's C-Munk, not 'c munk'! And don't forget the all important dash! I worked hard to earn that dash. That dash separates me from D-Munk and F-Munk, those stupid other fuckers that couldn't make the grade. And what about A-Munk and B-Munk? Those guys aren't just nerds, but pussies too, so don't even ask me about them! So am I saying that I'm just fucking average? Hell no! It's up to *you* to read my answers to questions here and listen to my audio crackbacks every Friday on the radio show and determine in your mind 'what' C-Munk is. Forget the dash, and lose your ass!
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